June 26, 2006, Right wing mouthpiece suffers from erectile dysfunction
In the "way too much information" department, we get this report out of Palm Beach, Florida, indicating that Rush Limbaugh was stopped at the airport in Palm Beach when returning from the Dominican Republic on a private plane after authorities discovered a bottle containing Viagra with a label indicating that the prescription was issued to two doctors, but not to Limbaugh himself.
That Houdini of the legal profession (and counsel to Limbaugh) Roy Black immediately came up with a credible sounding excuse for this almost certain violation of Limbaugh's probation on other drug charges (so credible that Limbaugh wasn't charged) to wit, the doctors did it that way to protect Rush's privacy.
Which is most ironic, given that had they played by the rules applicable to the rest of us, the fact that Rush Limbaugh can't keep it up without the aid of chemicals might not now be universally known.
Comments
Excellent coverage... more interesting even than all the faked terror threats lately.
Limbaughtomy probably said, "Anyone transporting drugs that were not prescirbed in their own name should be put under the jail."
Hes is always right ... didn't you hear?
Gran
Posted by Granny at June 27, 2006 12:22 AM
You know, somehow I think the universe already assumed Rush couldn't get/keep it up, but a dose of public humiliation might just be what the doctor really ordered.
Posted by alicia at June 27, 2006 11:50 AM
You don't get it. Viagra and other ED drugs aren't used because there is a problem getting an erection. They are abused to sustain an erection. In essence, it's a party drug. And as Rush is a proven drug abuser, no surprise here.
However, if he was caught with an penis enlarging pump ...
Posted by Hard Dick at June 27, 2006 5:05 PM