Our friends at The Onion nail it as usual, and tell us about Bill Clinton's rather demonstrative speech, Michelle Obama's thoughts on her role in the campaign, Joe Biden's long road to Charlotte, a candid shot of a delegate, a discussion of DNC programming, a profile of keynote speaker Julian "Not Fidel" Castro, and, of course, news from the Romney/Ryan camp.
Finally, "America's Finest News Source" laments that this year's DNC just lacks the delusional magic that marked the '08 convention.
We are not worthy.
Anecdotally, there are still millions of people paying attention to this crap... for real. Good luck to you'all.