September 8, 2012, If only...
We give you an encore link to our friends at The Onion, for their hilarious parody of the President's convention speech ["Obama: Help us destroy Jesus and start a new age of liberal darkness"] (more because it's funny not so much because of the send-up of "the culture wars," but because of the implied proposition that Barack Obama actually feels that strongly about anything besides his own prospects for that corner office at Goldman or Morgan.)